phobias:

my interests range from cute puppy’s to hard core sex

this is who I’m spending the rest of my life with and I have no regrets

this is who I’m spending the rest of my life with and I have no regrets

andromeda4002019:

kissing is disgusting but i need to be kissed rn. asap. quickly

barefootpoets:

A whole big bag of love.

Best thing I have ever fucking read

elitewifi:

finmeister:

MY MOM JUST GOT OUT HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND FOUND OUT SHES BEEN SPELLING HER NAME WRONG FOR 49 YEARS

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fuckyeah-nerdery:

cranzerries:

cranzerries:

I dream to someday run a companies twitter

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Can we just talk about Smart Car doing math on how much bird shit it would take to damage their cars?

crimewave420:

imma need some context

It’s really not that hard to tell actors from their characters

polyturtles:

artactually:

Like, this is Loki

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And this is Tom. They have different colored hair.

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This is Castiel

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And this is Misha. They wear different clothes.

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This is Tony Stark

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And this is Robert Downey Jr. They have different names.

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Simple

Actually, don’t forget that Tony Stark is about half a foot taller. RDJ is a tiny tiny man and it’s hilarious.